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 |  Subject: A Duck Joke Thu May 29, 2008 4:56 am | |
| A Duck walks into a hardware stall and says
"Can i have a pint please?"
Barman Replies - " No, we're a hardware store"
The duck leaves and teh next day returns
"Can i have a pint please?"
Barman Replies - " No!, we're a hardware store, told you yesterday!!"
The duck leaves and teh next day returns
"Can i have a pint please?"
Barman Replies - " No!, You come in here again and ask for a beer i will nail your beak to teh bar!!!!"
The duck leaves and teh next day returns
"Do you have any nails?"
Barman Replies - " No!, Iv run out of stock."
Duck says " Ok then can i have a pint!"
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Echo
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| | Subject: Re: A Duck Joke Thu May 29, 2008 6:07 am | |
| hahahahaha! Love that one! | |
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Unborn
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| | Subject: Re: A Duck Joke Thu May 29, 2008 10:11 am | |
| My mum gets them all through texts lmao. theres
some realy funny ones, and some im not going to
post up for certain reasons lol | |
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