A Few Yo Mammas ( Add some in of Your Own)

Subject: A Few Yo Mammas ( Add some in of Your Own) Thu May 29, 2008 5:08 am

Just a few i have heard before lol, add your own in a reply lo..

Your momma's so fat that to get on her good sides you have to take 2 trains and a taxi!

Your momma is so stupid she was talking into an envelope thinking she was going to make voice mail

Your momma is so stupid she fell over a cordless phone

Yo Mamma So Stupid, That She Put A Ruler Against Herself When She Went To Bed, To See How Long She Slept

Your mamma's so ugly that when she went on fear factor they made her look in the mirror 4 5 minutes!

Subject: Re: A Few Yo Mammas ( Add some in of Your Own) Thu May 29, 2008 6:06 am

Lmao at the ruler one!

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in ASDA and starved to death.
Yo mumma's so fat when she wears a rain coat people shout TAXI!!!
Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma's so old she sat next to moses in 3rd grade.!
Yo mumma's so old she fell off her dinosaur!
Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Subject: Re: A Few Yo Mammas ( Add some in of Your Own) Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:23 pm

hah, i like them ones Wink